Week #2

Week #2 was a toughy. There really wasn't much going on, however I thought up a task that I just have not had the stones to do.

I'm a fan of hot wings, but I've wanted to try hotter sauces. So instead of doing what normal, sane human beings do, I went for the grand daddy of them all - Buffalo Wild Wings "Blazin' Sauce" which comes all inclusive with a warning label to keep away from eyes and it may cause skin irritation. So I went to my neighborhood BWW and purchased 6 of these bad boys.


I cracked open an ice cold Miller Lite just for safe keepings and went to town on those bad boys with no regard to pain... for at least the first wing. However, as the fires from what seemed to be the depths of hell were being summoned in my mouth. I bit my burning lip and pressed on. My heartrate increased and pores began oozing with sweat and to top it all off.... I cried. But it was worth it. 10 minutes later and there was nothing more than a used fork and an empty beer bottle.


Yes, not many can say they have tackled the fury of Blazin'. I, however, can now say, "Step aside Chuck Norris, there's a new man in town."